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Get Along Little Doggy
by Donald Mehl
Many people find that when they get a new dog, the first few weeks can be frustrating until the dog learns the rules. This is a humorous account of my recent experience with our new fur baby.
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True Stories of a Chicken Farmer Wannabe
by Barbara Anne fechtig
Urban farming, family, dog and chicks.... how can this go wrong?
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My Misadventure Bike riding
by Barbara Anne fechtig
why exercising is not safe for some people
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Hammer House of Horror
by Gregory Kane
Every parent of teenagers finds their credulity stretched by the bizarre behavior of their offspring. Here's one mother's humorous take on the subject - although she might just have been watching a few too many horror movies for her own good ...
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The Bloke's Guide to Fatherhood
by Gregory Kane
It's tough being a Dad. Especially when there's a new baby on the way. Here's a humourous email newsletter that shows how (not) to handle the big event
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To Dust You Shall Return
by Pam Ford Davis
Dust seems dry, as in the "dust bowl."
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The Pelican Grief
by Beth LaBuff
The patrons of Beaker's Fish Market were happy with the seafood provided by their local pelican fishmonger. One day while out fishing, the pelican ran into an albatross and caught the bird flu. Things rapidly declined, even the pelican's physique. On close examination his abs had turned to mush which was nothing compared to the cellulite...
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Ale from Two Citruses
by Beth LaBuff
--With a nod to "Tale of Two Cities"-- It was the worst of times. He chose to live on the rooftop corner rather than with his quarrelsome wife. When critical mass point was reached, in order to salvage life and house, he googled for help.
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"WHAT IF" Jesus Christ applied for American Citizenship?
by Robert Randle
Immigration is such a hot topic in America and the controversy surrounding it will continue for quite some time. It would be interesting to look at a satirical account of the problems Lord and Savior Jesus Christ might have had to deal with and the difficulty with INS officials if He wanted to become a United States citizen.
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Things That Go Bump In The Night
by Pam Ford Davis
Do you like scary stories?
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Walkabout Willie
by Yvonne Blake
A radio announcer interviews an Australian tour guide.
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Grande Elegance
by Yvonne Blake
This is a French poem with a play on words and a twist at the end.
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Waddle Walking
by Yvonne Blake
There's nothing more funny and frustrated than a very pregnant woman.
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The Sackbut Player's Solo
by Beth LaBuff
In a recent excavation near the site of ancient Babylon, the sackbut, a four-stringed lyre, was unearthed. The last time this instrument was heard, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego were ordered to bow before Nebuchadnezzar's statue. With two of the four strings surviving, the sackbut would re-debut in a grand concert hall. Classics from Beethoven were on the program. ...But, did the reaction of the flautist mar this historical occasion?
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Clap or Cringe?
by Pam Ford Davis
Using Senior Citizen Discounts
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Honey Do
by Pam Ford Davis
Do you keep a list of house repair jobs?
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The Froggy
by Pam Ford Davis
Are you a collector?
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Wear That Crown
by Pam Ford Davis
Do you get your hair color from a bottle?
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Me Tarzan, You Jane
by Pam Ford Davis
Tarzan updates
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Green Poo
by Julie Arduini
A suspense writer gives her snooty neighbors a Christmas dessert they won't soon forget.
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Where does Inspiration come from
by Robert Thistle
Scratching the surface, my pen bled imagination onto paper. Words slowly dripped off the table and tumbled to the floor beneath:
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PRAYER TRAINING IS LIKE POTTY TRAINING
by Annie Glasel
The instructions for potty training a toddler is very similar to those for prayer training.
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Go West Young Man
by Beth LaBuff
Joe Peacock, fresh out of college, returns home eager to implement new farming techniques. The new methods fall on deaf ears. Joe decided he would not stay where archaic farming practices are still used. When a snake-oil salesman offers land out west, Joe jumps at the opportunity...
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Ode to Winter in Iowa
by Jacob Gibson
There's nothing as wonderful as winter in Iowa, USA, and I want to share my love of it with everyone. You should come here yourself so you can appreciate it as much as I do!
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Four Flew Over the Cuckoo Tree
by Michele Roach
An unconventional story about Christmas in the Psych Ward...
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The Indelicate Demise of Darwin
by Michele Roach
A true, twisted little tale about my cat, who has the soul of a Mayan warrior.
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Why I'm Glad I'm Not My Dad
by Sharlyn Guthrie
Top Ten tongue-in-cheek Dad-isms from a kid's point of view
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Sir George and the She-Dragon
by Gregory Kane
A fairy-tale with an unconventional ending. After all, who said that dragon-slaying was a piece of cake?
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Pride and Prejudice
by Beth LaBuff
At the Stetson Derby racetrack were two pureblood horses, sisters. Each mare has an offspring. One, a yearling known as Fordyce, was a pedigreed pureblood. His cousin, whose father was from the wrong side of the racetrack, was a blue-nosed mule. Then, there is a challenge to a race, a ONE-HORSE race...
--with apologies to Jane Austen
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Star Pilot - an Allegory of Conception
by Gregory Kane
Every teenager studies it in school. Every married couple wonders at the magic and mystery of sex. But here's the act of conception from an altogether unexpected angle...
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