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THE ABSENT MINDED OCTOGENARIAN
by Paul Curtis An octogenarian visited his doctor 'I think I'm getting senile" he said The doctor replied "I don't think you are senile Let's look for a different diagnosis instead" "But I keep forgetting to do up my fly" The old man said "After I've been for a pee" The doctor smiled and then replied "Not opening your fly before you start, that's senility" I am a fifty something family man with a passion for writing and I draw inspiration from those around me. paul.curtis1956 @ btinternet.com http://www.dreamagic.com/poetry/poetry.html http://www.peculiar-poetry.com/ Article Source: http://www.faithwriters.com |