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Thanksgiving Turkey (humor)
by Clarence (Sonny) White Old Tom is not his usual self With Thanksgiving drawing near He'll probably try to fly the coop At least that's what I hear He don't strut and carry on no more When he's around the hens Maybe Tom is just getting too old And is just an old has been Why, it was only about two years ago He would strut up and down the street Uh, that's when he was only half this size Not big enough to eat And tonight getting ready to chop firewood As I was sharpening up my ax Old Tom took off like a scalded dog Without ever looking back And as he sped off into the sunset I stared in disbelief At a sign he had tied around his rear That simply read,"Eat more beef" ( C ) November 2004 Clarence "Sonny" White Clarence "Sonny" White was born in Covington, Tennessee moving to Illinois at the age of 17. He has written Poetry and songs as long as he can remember. Sonny is A born again Christian and likes to write Poetry and songs to help spread Gods word.. Article Source: http://www.faithwriters.com |