If you were a kiss
You would be passion
If you were a dress
You'd be high fashion
If you were a pop song,
You would be number one
If you were an Olympian
You would be champion
If you were a star
You'd be the brightest
If you were a caress
You'd be the lightest
If you were a drink
You would be Moet
If you were a joke
You would be funny
If you were a flower
You would be exotic
If you were a dance
You would be erotic
If you were unmarried
You would be quite free
If you were so inclined
You could then marry me
