by Paul Curtis
12/15/2010 / Humor
If you have decided
You are overweight
And a diet is the solution
If you have decided
This should be
Your New Year's resolution
Just listen to these facts
For just a moment
And then digest the information
Of all the people in Britain
There are more over weight people
Than there are average weight people
So overweight people
Are now the new average weight people
So job done, you have reached your target
You are no longer overweight
You have kept your New Years resolution
Have a cake to celebrate
I am a fifty something family man with a passion for writing and I draw inspiration from those around me.
paul.curtis1956 @ btinternet.com
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