by Melissa Martin
11/08/2011 / Humor
The Romance Quiz for Men
1. Is taking your wife fishing more like:
a. fighting with a badger
b. going to the ballet
c. being caught in holiday traffic
d. a fun adventure
2. Is making love more like a:
a. Grateful Dead concert
b. Geratol tablet
c. therapy session
d. trip to the Bahamas
3. Is buying your wife sexy lingerie more like:
a. hoping the Titanic didn't sink
b. expecting a miracle
c. going to a funeral
d. a stimulating time for all
4. Is seeing your wife in sexy lingerie more like a:
a. Friday the 13th movie
b. shocking experience
c. trip to Never Land
d. pleasing experience
5. Do you feel more like you're:
a. overworked
b. over the hill
c. over a barrel
d. overjoyed
If you picked any answer except "D", then you're in big trouble with your wife. If you picked all "D's" for your answers then you're henpecked or the doctor only gave you three months to live. Put some laughter into your marriage! One of the most important keys to a happy marriage is using humor to smooth the rough edges and to get through the hard times. Forget that action-packed movie or love story and instead choose a comedy video and watch it with your spouse.
Melissa writes about the God and human connection and condition.
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