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14 More Hot Sex Quotes Just For You
by Pastor QT Nyathi
6/17/2013 / Marriage
Here are some tasty truths to help you enjoy the marriage act in style.
#1. "According to God's word any married man or woman who refuses to celebrate the marriage bed with their spouse for flimsy reasons is guilty of fraud and blackmail."
#2. "You can't ignore her in the morning and expect her to cling to you in the evening."
#3. "A lot of what people call impotence or frigidity is nothing but deficiency of sex technique. Armed with the right technique many men would become as hard as concrete and many women would be as flexible as an Olympic gymnast."
#4. "If you've never counted all your spouse's teeth with your tongue you are a bad kisser."
#5. "I have seen a wonder under the sun. Anyone who is having sex out of wedlock ages faster and looks awful while everyone who has sex in marriage looks brighter, fresher, and younger."
#6. "Maybe we are confused by the term let's go to bed. The bed in question may be a couch, or a bathtub, or a chair, or whatever."
#7. "Sparks fly whenever people have sex without doing foreplay first. Not sparks of passion but sparks of pain, grimaces, and bruises because of insufficient lubrication in the organs."
#8. "Millions of men have to be arrested for hit and run sex because they just tickle their wives for a few seconds, huff and puff for a moment before snoring in an instant leaving the bemused and unsatisfied woman wondering what has befallen her."
#9. "The bedroom is a unique working area; it's the only place where you put on something after you are done working."
#10. "Exchanging torn, hanging, dull-coloured, or smelly underwear for sexy, intact, body-hugging, bright-coloured lingerie will usher in a revival in the bedroom."
#11. "You can never have great sex without abandoning your normal self."
#12. "Sex is a vigorous physical exercise; only fit people can do it satisfactorily. So one of the greatest gifts you can give to your spouse is to go to the gym."
#13. "Many couples are afraid to talk about their sexual needs in case they hurt each other's feelings. Which is better hurt feelings (which will heal) or a broken marriage which is difficult to mend?"
#14. "Sex boosts endorphins your body's natural painkillers-this explains why headaches disappear after a good round of sex. So go ahead and kill the pain with pleasure."
Pastor QT is a published author, copywriter and speaker. His sincerity, wit and candid style have endeared him to many hearts. His book DELIVERANCE UNPACKED has been warmly received globally. He conducts spicy marriage and singles seminars with his feisty wife Bonani.
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