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Man Seeks to Improve His Relationships

by Greg Miller  
5/11/2015 / Humor




By Greg Miller 2015



Ronald sent an email message to several of his friends.



Please describe our relationship, Ronald wrote. Do you consider me an average friend, a below average friend or an above average friend? Also, please tell me if theres anything I can do to improve our friendship.



Reginald was the first friend to respond to Ronalds email. We only met at church about two weeks ago, Reginald wrote. But I recently moved here from another state, and I havent met many people yet. I would like to get to know you better, especially since we attend the same church.



Rosie, with whom Ronald worked, wrote, Thanks, Ronald, for your email. Thank you for being my friend. I dont seem to make friends easily. Weve been friends for about 20 years, when we started working at the factory together. I think of you as an above average friend, because we both are Christians and you are always doing something nice for others.



Roma was surprised to receive Ronalds email. Ive known you for about five years, she responded. I would describe our friendship as below average, but I would like for the friendship to become above average. You seem like a super nice guy.



For months, Roma had a secret crush on Ronald, who also had a secret crush on her. Ronald responded to Roma, I appreciate your response to my email, and I would like to improve our friendship. Would you be interested in meeting for a sundae tomorrow afternoon at the towns ice cream parlor?



I can meet you tomorrow at about 5 p.m., if thats okay with you, Roma replied.



Ronald emailed, See you at 5 p.m. tomorrow.



The couple met at the appointed time. Ronald recognized Roma by her cute dimples. She recognized him by his dark mustache and his almost-bald head.



Roma ordered a strawberry sundae, while Ronald chose a dark chocolate sundae. The couple talked about a variety of topics and decided to meet a week later for banana splits.



Once again, Ronald and Roma met at the appointed time. Romas banana split consisted of three scoops of strawberry ice cream, two bananas and a double scoop of whipped cream. Ronald chose three scoops of banana ice cream, three bananas, with a side order of whipped cream.



Eventually, the couples relationship blossomed, and they began talking about getting married. Roma warned Ronald of her limited cooking skills. Im not a very good cook, she said. I do pretty well on desserts, so every night for dessert well have ice cream sundaes and banana splits!



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By Greg Miller 2018

Greg is retired from the Elizabethton STAR Newspaper, after working there for almost 23 years. He now freelances for the paper. Contact email address is [email protected], also facebook.com/kidcool4jesus. Available for speaking engagements/other ministries. Jesus is Lord

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