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GOD'S RECIPES--CONTINUED

by Ruth Baker  
10/08/2008 / Humor

6 LAYER GOSPEL SALAD

Layer 1: 1 perfect Jesus (True God/True Man Blend)
Layer 2: 3 years of ministry: teaching, preaching, and healing
Layer 3: mix together--1 cross, 3 nails, and 1 thorny crown
Layer 4: 1 crucified unto death Jesus
Layer 5: 1 Garden Tomb
Layer 6: 1 resurrected Jesus nestled in Garden Greens

The perfect salad will start with the 1st layer and adding an additional layer in the order given in the recipe. You may, however, start with any of the layers and add the others according to the needs of your guests.

Salad Dressing: Everyone who accepts this salad will be automatically given a free and eternal supply of Blood Atonement Dressing (Courtesy of our sponsor: Jesus Christ).

Special Note: All ingredients listed are authentic and absolutely necessaryNo Substitutions Allowed.


ORIGINAL DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE

1 knowledge of good and evil tree
1 God Command"Do Not Eat"
1 name brand Satan
2 rebellious humans
1 sugar-coated question ("Did God really say?")
1 dark chocolate lie ("You will not die")
1 black blasphemy ("God knows you will be like Him")

This is a very old recipe that has been inherently passed from generation to generation once all of the ingredients were put into a "grave" pan. You must carry this Devil's Food recipe with you until you follow the recipe for a death-defeating remedy: Jesus' "Victory over Death"
Resurrection Elixir.

NOTE: product descriptions were paraphrased from God's Recipe Book at Gen. 3.

copyright 2009. Ruth Baker is author of Knock, Knock: Shedding light on Jehovah's Witness at the door, copyright 2007. http://www.livingproofofhope.net

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