Wee ghosties and goblins are coming to call,
With witches and black cats; I've treats for them all.
They call out in chorus demanding my sweets,
"WE WON'T EGG YOUR HOUSE IF YOU GIVE US GOOD TREATS!"
I ask for a song, first, before I give out
The popcorn, the suckers, And choc'lit Time Out.
"No chance!" says Godzilla, adjusting his face;
"Just give us the loot and we're outta this place!"
I know his shrill voice from past Hallowe'en nights
He'd egged me right after I'd given delights...
I laugh to myself. Ah, revenge will be sweet.
The stinker will gag when he tastes his new treat.
I hand him a package I'd made up ahead;
Once home he'll discover -- OXO broth cubes,